Wir sind Mutti.Tumblr (3.0; @bundesmutti)http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99656bf95fe2f80d6e6a0d122841bb82/tumblr_mlv7s6pvrB1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mutti and those royal Norwegians then went on to discuss which Kaizers Album is the best. Evig Pint ftw.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50728116055http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50728116055Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:59 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttikaizers orchestra<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/509f3db7a4485e94bf6f4553bfe5649a/tumblr_mmjc1hSAID1r8y08lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/244372/can-you-buy-cool-yahoo-reportedly-looking-to-purchase-tumblr" target="_blank">“Ich fände es besser, wenn AOL Tumblr kaufen würde.”</a></p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50660524369http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50660524369Fri, 17 May 2013 19:00:00 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d10b85d4472ac6adfb73f0bce3674c8/tumblr_mlv5ypnlYp1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nur Mutti kann so locker eine Treppe runtergehen.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50651840016http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50651840016Fri, 17 May 2013 16:01:12 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79b7894cbb525f887352fa1c7bcb07f7/tumblr_mmww6oPBW91r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mutti ist also in dem Stadium der oralen Fixierung.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50604740365http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50604740365Fri, 17 May 2013 00:08:47 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/919aa710b4f6cf907e868b51ca8baac5/tumblr_mkmmqtSnpi1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Selbst im Urlaub trägt Mutti Blazer. Irgendwie traurig.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50576541987http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50576541987Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:49 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttijoachim sauer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5019297d1640c8311b30517cb15a4554/tumblr_mkmmjqt5kh1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Heilige Scheiße, Mutti kann sogar Prothesen aus dem Stegreif anfertigen.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50495898206http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50495898206Wed, 15 May 2013 16:01:00 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b095cae9da17c9fc91e24b8d69c50b1b/tumblr_mmcjewSlYu1r8y08lo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Mutti malocht wie bekloppt für uns, das tumbe deutsche Volk.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50419749789http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50419749789Tue, 14 May 2013 16:01:35 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed9f464ae43c846e6e1e6313368eb924/tumblr_mmsdk1wpG61r8y08lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f6fce10ad455f88dc814c1923d00fb0/tumblr_mmsdk1wpG61r8y08lo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Siehe unten.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50414298387http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50414298387Tue, 14 May 2013 13:36:01 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttiKinders lernt doch mal GrammatikOder auch OrthografieSchaden tut es auf keinen Fall<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7da3017f726e2f0dd1a596534c21fd2b/tumblr_mkmmidwIhp1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Und das mit dem Bushido, erklärt mir das mal.”</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50341482775http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50341482775Mon, 13 May 2013 16:00:50 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2815d019ed08327e420ca79026b2ecea/tumblr_mmpijqxSd01r8y08lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b29fe92d7a582f311017ceea413865f2/tumblr_mmpijqxSd01r8y08lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Die Puppe rechts ist doch deutlich realistischer.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50294308174http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50294308174Mon, 13 May 2013 00:31:02 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttigibts dazu auch barbie blazer<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67ecc8dc10627dcb00db1e7fa6a89dc0/tumblr_mmpiezoOQm1r8y08lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e18c4a40fd3c7dc24d78c6f84d70bb2b/tumblr_mmpiezoOQm1r8y08lo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Betonen Sie Ihre Stärken.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50294098062http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50294098062Mon, 13 May 2013 00:28:11 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cb805f8d3aa1cf701cdbbf61063624c/tumblr_mmk2w6eigT1r8y08lo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/423e09cda368078b763d1071a3810a27/tumblr_mmk2w6eigT1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Mutti macht am liebsten ihre eigene Mucke.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293952002http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293952002Mon, 13 May 2013 00:26:11 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3156c7c74f44bbdc3d5a8921ea4ce2d5/tumblr_mmpi8kxdDt1r8y08lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/625bcf01318df40a72adecb9b6aec5b0/tumblr_mmpi8kxdDt1r8y08lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Danke Danke. Wir auch.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293818404http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293818404Mon, 13 May 2013 00:24:20 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a287688010620f48a62715562a304d6/tumblr_mmphzzyL2u1r8y08lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bd8fb6dd1770bf3ce07600432e186fe/tumblr_mmphzzyL2u1r8y08lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Zumindest kann sie zu der Mucke besser abzappeln als zu dem Schnarchrock von den 2 Herren.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293444227http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293444227Mon, 13 May 2013 00:19:11 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttibono voxbonobob geldof<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e84ed6cf02e772b970eba846c89ecaa7/tumblr_mmphwtgEkd1r8y08lo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b9962ef733282744d5a759c6ae4e50f/tumblr_mmphwtgEkd1r8y08lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Weil Mutti keinen Bock hat noch mehr dummes Gesülze als sonst im Bundestag hören zu ‘dürfen’.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293302035http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50293302035Mon, 13 May 2013 00:17:17 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e5fea1a2947a34d61cc88d081b1dc5e/tumblr_mmjbo98FpT1r8y08lo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c87870db11e819dc2658a78ec29823a4/tumblr_mmjbo98FpT1r8y08lo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Ganz Deutschland.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50290829685http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50290829685Sun, 12 May 2013 23:44:09 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b58eebd4f03297d94d5b75d4027eed18/tumblr_mmcjc8tsFo1r8y08lo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“Ja Naja… Der Kloppo ist mir schon sympathisch.”</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50257334019http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50257334019Sun, 12 May 2013 16:01:02 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e45f03807be47253d84a4246ad3a9cd/tumblr_mk4y1ynly41r8y08lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Where’s <strike>Waldo</strike> Mutti??</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50165429572http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50165429572Sat, 11 May 2013 16:01:01 +0200angela merkelbundesmutti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2905dda6520b6bafc66eb2de5e866c3/tumblr_mmm343mqfM1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Muffins!</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50132663827http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50132663827Sat, 11 May 2013 04:04:50 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttibundeswehr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90cb19b627d5d39c41a96551cdf57c9a/tumblr_mmlvniqvgW1r8y08lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hart, härter, Mutti.</p>http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50121692727http://bundesmutti.tumblr.com/post/50121692727Sat, 11 May 2013 01:23:42 +0200angela merkelbundesmuttiwer braucht schon waffen wenn man den feind auch nasspritzen kannist das seibert da hinten mit helm?